H is for Home by Stephanie Mills

April 8, 2014 at 10:43 pm · Filed under 79 words, A-to-Z Blogging Challenge, Blog Challenge, writing and tagged: Dorothy, Home, Oz, songs, Stephanie Mills, wizard

This is what happens when Dorothy finds out the wizard was a liar and she is stuck in Oz.

“I’m sorry,” said the wizard, “I’m a fake.”

A stunned Dorothy asked, “You mean I’m never going home?”

“Well, I-“

“If I can’t go home I’m going to make your life a living nightmare.” Dorothy pulled from her basket a pearl handle .45.

The wizard raised his hands. “Whoa! I’m sure we can figure something out.”

“You have until morning to get me home,” said Dorothy. “After that, I begin shooting body parts and you will want me to be gone.”

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